Friday, April 10, 2009

Clothing Optional

One of the more charming things about our dear, Indolicious megastar, John Abraham, is his almost JayneMansfieldian inability to keep his clothes on. He would seem to have a built-in sensor that can pick up a camera at a dozen yards - and off comes the shirt!

It's all he can do, for that matter, to keep his tiny bathing suit on; despite his best efforts, his left hand inches the waistband down. If only there were more lenient censors on the Subcontinent...

Here, perhaps, he's realized he's gone too far, and decides to play hide-the-candy with the photographer.

Even when posing for the cover of a respectable film magazine - there goes that hand again! Right, this time, but still.

One can only hope that this importunate need to strip at any and all occasions doesn't spread too wide - how awful would it be if Abhishek Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan, Akshay Kumar, or even our own Upen Patel was suddenly taken with this eccentric behaviour?


  1. A left hand down the waistband followed by a right hand down the waistband.

    It's only a matter of time before he plunges both hands down the front of the waistband.

  2. "Men makes passes at me ALL THE TIME" The poor darling. It's all he can do to be naked and defend whatever he has left of his virtue at the same time. Maybe he just gives up.

  3. i have a case of the vapors....

  4. "Men make passes at me all the time." Yes, I was one of them! In a dream I had...