Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Accept No Substitutes

Who is this bargain-basement Ann Miller impersonator, and why is she using Latin dance music to try and sell tranquilizers disguised as jordan almonds? Nothing about this seems quite right, right down to what seems a certain shamefacedness about those merengues...


  1. Raisins and almonds
    and corsets and high heels

    Fishtails and sequins
    and cheap shiny satin

    Brassieres that push up my tits to the skies,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

  2. One of the more bizarre things I've ever seen....and that's saying something.