Loretta "Goldie" Young
Bette "Cookie" Davis
Joan "Jayne" Collins
Norma "Torchy" Shearer
Cherilyn Sarkisian Bono Allman*Kindest just to file these under "what were they thinking?" and move on. But first, gaze at the trainwreck that misguided glamour can be, and learn.
*A name that, when written out in full, is literally impossible to make any trashier. God knows I've tried.
I kinda like Bette's little fluffy curls ... but I bet she didn't.
ReplyDeleteIt's rather odd that "Cher" rhymes with "hair" considering what she's done to it.