Thursday, March 26, 2009

Upen Update

Indotastic ultrastar Upen Patel continues his relentless assault on my virtue by appealing to my appreciation for classic portraiture and Raj-era fashions. I can't tell you how appalling I found his last missive, in which he suggested a "Lady Sylvia Meets the Maharajah" role-playing scenario. Really, Mr. P. - please understand that I can never be yours!


  1. ...and yet I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Maharajah Patel. We will recreate a classic 80's miniseries and call it TheWhite Throated Kingfisher Birds.

  2. My mother used to say, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."
    You are looking, my friends, at a piece of eternity.
    Why does such a luscious creation not simply fall into my lap? A small consolation: He's probably narcissistic and not a very nice guy.... Whom am I kidding?????????

  3. oh yes he is Narcissistic - and a pure dumb!
    Which turns me off...

  4. I've taken up rock climbing in hopes of being in top form for one day scaling the cleft in Mr. Patel's...chin.