Dancing Day

There are some who question the orthodoxy of the Sisters of St. Patrick; but nobody denies they have a wonderful time.

Dancing Ladies

There's no way to know of course, but I'm very, very afraid that these sisters are likely to be boogeying to "Happy Talk" from South Pacific. Although I suppose a garden-variety Conga is just as likely...

Sisters a Go-Go

Legend has it that the Vatican took one look at these leggy va-va-va-vestals and immediately decreed that, henceforth, all sisters religious should stick to pale-blue polyester pantsuits and shag haircuts.

Oh, and big, big crosses, so that you can tell that they're not kindergarten teachers or lesbians.

Or at least, not just kindergarten teachers and lesbians.

Sister Rosario

By the end of the fourth season, Shelly Morrison was basically the only Will & Grace character who didn't make me cringe.

Perhaps it was because she was the only one who didn't seem to be playing a six-year-old; perhaps it was because of all the good feelings about her I had stored up from early childhood:

In any case, I wish they'd given her a talk show!