Appearing Nitely at the Café

 The Café Muscato is proud to announce the opening of our newest attraction! We've cleared out a corner of the basement to create The Cloud Club, an exclusive nitespot for the cognoscenti, a stage for the Dearly Departed to entertain the Deeply Depraved.

Even more thrilling is our opening attraction: the one and only Miss Alberta Hunter, tonight and every nite at 9:00 and midnight.

Has anyone every handled a double entrendre with more single-minded joy?