You know, it wasn't as if I went into my little affaires with Algernon and Ferdinand with my eyes shut; oh, no. My earlier dalliance with Regency Rake Lord Philo Faugh-Hufflemont, for example, certainly had its moments, despite being markedly short-lived.
Seeing him here, you can likely guess why. In the immortal words of Mr. Noël Coward, "very flat, Norfolk..."
Thus his fondness for a tall, thick top hat. We all compensate in one way or another.
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