After the heartbreaking debacle with Algernon, I was tempted to throw it all in for the monastery. Fortunately, at the just right moment, Count Ferdinand (a Portuguese grandee with a splendid villa at Baden-Baden) stepped into the breach. And out of his breeches. You'd be amazed what's under that bowler...
I'm guessing he's got about eleven inches of happiness. I am amazed..and envious.
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Miss Louella Parsons, "it was like a baby's arm holding an apple."
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