Indotastic ultrastar Upen Patel continues his relentless assault on my virtue by appealing to my appreciation for classic portraiture and Raj-era fashions. I can't tell you how appalling I found his last missive, in which he suggested a "Lady Sylvia Meets the Maharajah" role-playing scenario. Really, Mr. P. - please understand that I can never be yours!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Upen Update
Indotastic ultrastar Upen Patel continues his relentless assault on my virtue by appealing to my appreciation for classic portraiture and Raj-era fashions. I can't tell you how appalling I found his last missive, in which he suggested a "Lady Sylvia Meets the Maharajah" role-playing scenario. Really, Mr. P. - please understand that I can never be yours!
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...and yet I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Maharajah Patel. We will recreate a classic 80's miniseries and call it TheWhite Throated Kingfisher Birds.
ReplyDeleteMy mother used to say, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."
ReplyDeleteYou are looking, my friends, at a piece of eternity.
Why does such a luscious creation not simply fall into my lap? A small consolation: He's probably narcissistic and not a very nice guy.... Whom am I kidding?????????
oh yes he is Narcissistic - and a pure dumb!
ReplyDeleteWhich turns me off...
I've taken up rock climbing in hopes of being in top form for one day scaling the cleft in Mr. Patel's...chin.
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