You KNOW I am loving this picture!!!
Lady Doucheshin, noted birdwatcher, found that wearing the wings of a female snowy plover enables her to see the secret mating dance of the male.
And when Lady Doucheshin finished up with Lord Hunghosen behind the giant hosta installation, she did, in fact, have to douche her shins...not to mention her knees. And gargling was a given.