Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dance, Lady, Dance

Here, in what is perhaps the least erotic two and a half minutes ever put on film, we see what happens when you combine the dance stylings of Miss Jayne Mansfield, two truly horrendous Italian comedians, a hula costume on loan from Trader Vic's, and what looks like the lobby of a Yugoslavian three-star resort. From the 1964 spectacular Primitive Love, it's the kind of thing that would have been enormously improved by having Divine stand in for the putative star.


  1. I'm lovin Jane's Jiffy Pop bra.

  2. Your description of this cinematic insanity is as priceless as it is on the mark. Bravo!