Tuesday, July 21, 2009

News Flash - Stop the Presses!

I hope, darlings, you'll pardon my excitement, but I've just read the most astonishing news. The current release by desilicious Mumbai glamour boy (and, it must be admitted, Café mini-crush) John Abraham, a little picture called New York, apparently - and I hope you're sitting down - contains a scene of full backal nudity.

That's right - those extraordinary gluts, teasingly shown off in Dostana, are said to be fully on display - in a torture scene! I'm not sure my heart is up to that kind of stress.

Oh, and in related news, there is, it seems, also a fairly good chance that there will be a Dostana 2 (and oh, how I wish the subtitle were to be Dostana Harder), in which pseudo-lovebirds Abraham and Abhishek Bachchan return to India, only to find that they've become poster-children for India's gay rights movement, or some such complication.

I think I'll spend the rest of the day in my chaise, fanning myself and trying to regain some semblance of equilibrium...

3 comments:

  1. I'll fetch the smelling salts!

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  2. Yum yum. I hope he's not showering with untreated water from the Arabian Gulf, however.

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