Thursday, April 16, 2009

Unfortunate Imperatives

Actually, it's my understanding that one of the few things that causes the good folks at Ikea to lose all traces of composure is the prospect of anyone getting wet in the ball room.

Perhaps with his newfound expertise, Jason can confirm that this is the case...

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  1. it is my belief that the balls, human childrens and debris in "the ball room" are like the aromatics for a nice stock.

    Any fluid, no matter how little, begins the broth of human waste, booger nuggests and questionably placed balls.

    This is why I never let any small child in my charge even lay eyes on the ball room; lunch is never soup ever.

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  2. Do they ever clean their balls?

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  3. "because of"....perhaps...."in", verboten.

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