One of the more charming things about our dear, Indolicious megastar, John Abraham, is his almost JayneMansfieldian inability to keep his clothes on. He would seem to have a built-in sensor that can pick up a camera at a dozen yards - and off comes the shirt!
It's all he can do, for that matter, to keep his tiny bathing suit on; despite his best efforts, his left hand inches the waistband down. If only there were more lenient censors on the Subcontinent...
Here, perhaps, he's realized he's gone too far, and decides to play hide-the-candy with the photographer.
Even when posing for the cover of a respectable film magazine - there goes that hand again! Right, this time, but still.
One can only hope that this importunate need to strip at any and all occasions doesn't spread too wide - how awful would it be if Abhishek Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan, Akshay Kumar, or even our own Upen Patel was suddenly taken with this eccentric behaviour?