Even after all the agents in town told her - and in no uncertain terms - that she just didn't have the looks and charisma that it took to be a Faith Tone, Elsye Mae kept going. She may have Found her Desire, but it clearly wasn't in the same place she'd hid her makeup kit.
Elsye Mae fun fact: It's a stage name. She was, in fact, born "Lana Del Ray" - but even she knew that was too trashy a moniker to make it in the big time.
Apparently she found her desire on the 4th of July.
ReplyDeleteBoth names are perfect for an Iowa Pentecostal minister... Jx
ReplyDeleteI found my desire, too. It was in the refrigerator behind the yogurt.
ReplyDeleteThis answers my question, "whatever happened to the Faith Tones?"
ReplyDeleteTo sell more vinyl, she should have chewed on the corner of her Betty Ford scarf, with a facial expression that said 'My desire makes me ready to suck on anything including your trailer hitch."
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