I suppose it is an early 80s equivalent of "Men at Play" videos - they're probably large bottles of Russsian poppers... Jx
Whatever it is, they've got it in their pockets.
Don't be ashamed, darling. It's perfectly natural! Which is more than can be said about whatever their suits are made from. Or their hair.
Sweetie, have you seen Thombeau's salute to exotica over at the Redundant Variety Hour, one Korla Pandit? It is so very right up your street.