Lavinia's mother had assured her that the cut of her new black velvet guaranteed that the other girls wouldn't notice her cankles - but now that she was actually at the year's first sorority mixer, she wasn't so sure...
Lavinia is a head taller than everyone else in the room. No one will notice the cankles. They'll notice the cricks in their necks from looking up at poor, mannish "Vinnie" all night.
Lavinia's mother had assured her that the cut of her new black velvet guaranteed that the other girls wouldn't notice her cankles - but now that she was actually at the year's first sorority mixer, she wasn't so sure...
normally, lavinia lived in pedal pushers so ultimately, she fooled no one.
ReplyDeleteLavinia is a head taller than everyone else in the room. No one will notice the cankles. They'll notice the cricks in their necks from looking up at poor, mannish "Vinnie" all night.
ReplyDeleteThe one on the far right is forced to wear her age on her back.
ReplyDeletemj, you sure that 44 isn't her waist measurement?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this is the mixer? It looks like the lineup at the urinal at the House of Shiksa's Deb Ball.
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