R: Oh, yes indeedie, my dear. I have it on very good authority. Stephen Haines is stepping out on Mary. Princess Mara told me so herself. She heard it from Sylvia Fowler!
L: Well, I never!
R: Well that's fairly obvious, Cora. Finish your tea - I'm late for my appointment at Sydney's. Olga hates it when I keep her waiting.
Why, this could be from the popular Muscato & Mr. Peenee series, which is way overdue for a revival!
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DeleteGood times!
DeleteMr. Peenee's gown is perfect upon which to spill salad, since it would never be noticed.
ReplyDeleteI want a slice of the Danish ring on Muscato's head.
ReplyDeleteNow, now, gentlemen - I must confess myself puzzled by the misidentification taking place here. I feel obliged to point out that I am well known, in some circles, as a stout party of a certain age, while dear Mr. P. is altogether a leaner and more vinegary sort of person.
ReplyDeleteBeyond which, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing elbow-length gloves to lunch. Unlike some people.
Hee hee hee!!
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