Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Suddenly, in the Ladies' Lounge

Janey and Sybil find themselves perplexed by Sandra, the new girl, whose stylishly boyish figure is offset by her startlingly boyish Adam's apple.

"Silly queen," thought Sybil, "doesn't Miss Thing there know that's why God created pom-pom trimmed throat wraps?"


  1. "Catty Bitches," thought Sandra. "They wish they could ditch the drop-waists and loose jackets hiding their child-bearing hips and wear something this sleek and form-fitting."

    ..."and my fabulous ankle straps would never work on those cankles of Sybil's."

  2. When a ruff
    Just isn't enough.