Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Birthday Girls: Opposites Instruct

Today's birthday pair teach us a valuable lesson: astrology is bunk. How else to explain how these two polar opposites share a common natal day?

Philadelphia golden girl, Hollywood goddess, and Monaco's greatest import since roulette wheels, Princess Grace would have been a mere 79 today.

The Oregon Spitfire, tabloid darling Tonya Harding, celebrates her 38th today.

Need one say more?


  1. One must always stock one's larder with Cheez Whiz for those guests who cannot appreciate a fine Camembert. Vive la Difference!

  2. Same star sign? You'd have to work hard to convince me they're the same species...

  3. tanya has put on quite a bit of weight...time for the biggest losers....