Tuesday, September 16, 2008

When Ladies Meet...

They talk about these two fierce bitches:

But what do you suppose they talked about, my little chickadees?


  1. Marlene: Lifting her skirt says, “Mae darling, I promise the legs are licked and aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.”

    Mae: “An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”

    Marlene: “Glamour is what I sell, it's my stock in trade.”

    Mae: One hand under her curls the other on her hip, “Ooh honey any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it – ditch the glamour and come on up and lick my ditch.”

  2. While in reality, I bet they just complained about cleaning ladies and gossipped about that prissy bitch Claudette Colbert, in my dreams, ayem8y, you've captured them to a T!