how funny, all those choices and not one of them is may i sit on that?
May I have this twerk, sir?
Well, since you put it that way...Although, to be frank, I think my twerking days are far behind me (a smarter man could do something with that, but I'm not feeling nimble today, not even enough to make tush jokes. Oh, dear...).
May I have another apple fritter?
Oh, please - take two, they're small. Here - you look fabulous - have another!