Oh, dear - one of the Café's favorite Great Ladies, Dame Shirley Bassey, has had to have emergency surgery. We trust she will make a fast recovery and return to her usual fabulousness.
Dame Shirley Bonus #1: Anyone, by this point, who hasn't seen this needs to immediately.
Dame Shirley Bonus #2: The following Fun Fact: Dame Shirley is surprisingly popular in Egypt, despite the fact that - or perhaps because? - it seems that in Egyptian Arabic, "Shirley Bassey" means "take off my underpants" (!).