Image du Jour: Centaur

I try, as a matter of principle, not to get involved in the madness that is the annual Eurovision Song Contest (fearing it is the kind of thing that could take over one's life), but I found myself arrested by this image, in today's London Telegraph, of one of the entrants.

Perhaps it's just because Mr. Muscato and I finally got around to seeing Narnia last night (labored and somehow not quite over-the-top enough), but I can't help thinking that an all-white-tap-and-tails number, à la Fred and Ginger, would spice up almost any of the burgeoning number of fantasy films now making the rounds...