Wednesday, September 19, 2012
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Poor Mrs. Thaxter here was in such a bad state that she didn't even have the heart to put on her beads. Aren't you glad Deprol was there? This new miracle cure reduced her resemblance to Frances Bavier by more than 40%, even as it cured her troublesome rumination habit. That it seems to have done something faintly alarming to her left eyebrow is a small price to pay.
Actually, kids, I don't know about you, but right about now I could use a good shot of that stuff - hell, I might even go for a good old fashioned sedative-hypnotic. Or at least a good Old Fashioned...