Wednesday, September 19, 2012

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Poor Mrs. Thaxter here was in such a bad state that she didn't even have the heart to put on her beads.  Aren't you glad Deprol was there?  This new miracle cure reduced her resemblance to Frances Bavier by more than 40%, even as it cured her troublesome rumination habit.  That it seems to have done something faintly alarming to her left eyebrow is a small price to pay.

Actually, kids, I don't know about you, but right about now I could use a good shot of that stuff - hell, I might even go for a good old fashioned sedative-hypnotic.  Or at least a good Old Fashioned...

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  1. Without excitation! What is the point in that? Jx

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  2. Sweetie, you know it's just a small step from Deprol to Depends.

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    1. ...as Mrs. Thaxter found out all too soon!

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  3. And it's a pink pill. Just like Darvon. Yay!

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  4. My god, I thought my constant ruminating was normal...

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    1. And now you know better. You're welcome.

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  5. Rainy days and Mondays huh Muscato? As Karen Carpenter sang so eloquently, "what I feel has come and gone before". Always remember these feelings will pass, no matter how bleak things might seem right now. Bon chance as they say...

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    1. Oh, this week is far brighter than last, and most annoyances are situational rather than existential.

      That said, I'm not really sure that quoting Karen Carpenter in terms of things getting better is really all that encouraging...

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    2. The irony wasn't lost on me either, but i meant well....

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