Monday, August 13, 2012

Unsafe at Any Speed

Modeling for secretarial-study album covers, Margie soon learned, was hardly a demanding job, but it gave her plenty of time for her twin hobbies:  enigmatic-expression cultivating and extreme eybrow grooming.

(I'm pretty sure this little gem must have been a follow up to my all-time favorite terrible present, here.  Keane Records must have pumped these out; I wonder if they had one for filing?)


  1. Perhaps Margie now works at the McDonalds near the Hollywood address shown on the box. It's just off Sunset and, like Margie, has seen better days.

  2. My surname was once 'Keane'. Before the domestic abuse and, well, you know the rest.