Let's wish a happy 31st, shall we, to Indohunk extraordinaire, the Café's beefcake mascot, Mr. Upen Patel. Word on the street is that after his stretch as a student in the UK, he's plotting his cinematic return. Not a moment too soon.
Breathless Thursday Evening Update
Just in case it's of interest to any Gentle Readers in London, he's having dinner out!
Anyone brave enough to weather both a tony neighborhood and likely subpar teriyaki in order to take a quick snap of this historic occasion will obviously win my undying gratitude.
And yes, I realize that posting this image confirms (as if many of you had any doubt) that I'm Twitter-stalking him. Don't judge.
no judging here.
ReplyDeleteNosirree.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls. You change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Upen!
ReplyDeleteI'll have some poppadoms with that, please... Jx
ReplyDeleteThere really ought to be someone brighter than I who could craft something hilarious out of a riposte that starts "Pappadom preach..."
DeleteBut it really would have to. Be someone brighter than I...