...Sing a song. A song of brown. "Brown-Eyed Girl." "Sweet Georgia Brown." The theme from Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter. "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes...an Even Muddier Shade of Brown"... Name your tune - as long as it's You Know What.
Actually, I think they may be the nephews of those longtime Café faves, the Tri Tones. They certainly share a fashion sense. And probably at least a few hair-care products.