Ever since Mr. Muscato got his New Look, I've been troubled by a sneaking urge. You see, when he sleeps, Mr. M. is exceedingly cute - one of those lucky souls who sleeps the sleep of the innocent. And there I am (in Mammy's words, from Gone With the Wind, just like a spider), thinking how tempting it would be to give him the Full Divine. Something about all that scalp leaving all the more room for eye makeup, I suppose.
And I have to say, impossible as it likely is, it would be Quite Something to watch him re-enact the trampoline scene from Female Trouble, with its incredible ending: "Who wants to be famous? Who wants to die for art?" Something about the Egyptian accent would make that just irresistible...
I say give him a shopping cart full of dead fish and let him go at it.
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