I tried. I really tried. But after caking on all that mascara, my eyesight was a bit woozy, and I thought poor ChouChou was actually my fox chubby. The vet was able to de-stretch the poor thing back to his normal size, but ChouChou absolutely ruined my Norman Hartnell crystal-studded peau-de-soie original.
...Spend a day living just like Dame Barbara Cartland? It might be very refreshing, really.
Darling, I spend EVERY DAY just like Babs. It's not refreshing, it's demanding, but it's my art.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to, but there'd be no way I could get my hair quite that fluffy...or pink.
ReplyDeleteI tried. I really tried. But after caking on all that mascara, my eyesight was a bit woozy, and I thought poor ChouChou was actually my fox chubby. The vet was able to de-stretch the poor thing back to his normal size, but ChouChou absolutely ruined my Norman Hartnell crystal-studded peau-de-soie original.
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