Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hard Times in Toyland

The economic downtown is really starting to hit home...

First she lost Ken, then the Corvette, then the Dreamhouse - now this. Poor Midge had to come down to the station and bail her out in the middle of the night, which did not, I can tell you, please her partner, Francie, one bit.

And to think there was a time when she was America's top teen model, a nurse, a teacher, a fashion designer, an actress, a vet, a doctor, a lawyer, a ballerina, a TV anchor, an astronaut, and a presidential candidate.

Photo shamelessly cribbed from a competition.


  1. Oh, Francie. That little flat-chested freak, she's still jealous after all these years. Sad really.

  2. I can't wait till she stabs Hope Emerson with a fork and begins the prison grrrlll riot.