Evidently Betty had retired by the time United moved us and the packing crew was a bunch of toothless grits from the west side of Columbus.
GREAT -- now Betty got her Final Net all over my suits!
I think that's just Ana Gasteyer in an SNL skit.
And she appears to have sourced her wig from the same place Lady Bird got hers...which might just be the ad pages of a Little Lotta or Josie and the Pussycats comic book.
She's also clearly a devotee of the Maude Finley school of slimming tunics. We had a rec room sofa in that pattern - scratchiest damn thing you ever sat on.
and the way it swings open at the front gives it that 'come hither' feature a Juanita may find useful.
I just wonder what sort of box and padding she uses for that bouffant.