Monday, September 23, 2013

Question Time: Ask the Oracle #5

An odd set of questions, to be sure.

Of them all, it strikes me that only the last three really bear answering (although I always do like a courtly question such as "May I have this dance," don't you?).

In any case:  Yes, of course you may, providing there's one nearby.  No, very definitely not. and, absolutely without hesitation or pause: never, never, never.


  1. how funny, all those choices and
    not one of them is may i sit on that?

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    1. Well, since you put it that way...

      Although, to be frank, I think my twerking days are far behind me (a smarter man could do something with that, but I'm not feeling nimble today, not even enough to make tush jokes. Oh, dear...).

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    1. Oh, please - take two, they're small. Here - you look fabulous - have another!