Birthday Boy: Aged Beef

Many happy returns today to longtime Café bollycrush, the remarkable Mr. Upen Patel.

Ever thoughtful of us, his cher publique, the dear boy has been careful to retweet evey single birthday wish he's gotten to date.  Not the bashful type is he?  Although I suppose his fashion choices should have clued us in on that front long ago.  Ah, well, he may not be the most self-effacing of superstars, but with that looking back at him from every mirror, can one really blame him?

Oh, and his age?  Well, unless he's gone Gabor and shave a little off, he's now well-launched into his mid-thirties -32 today.  I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see him at 40...