...don you now your gay apparel?
After all, the holidays are coming, and surely you need a party frock or two. The girls in the steno pool will stand up and take notice when you show up at the office do in your Tricel finest!
But seriously - oh, God, these fabrics. If you've never worn an acetate evening gown (and who hasn't? Don't ask. It was a long time ago.) you don't know the real meaning of body odor. Not to mention chafing. But not to worry - these lovely numbers come with both a Seal of Approval and a Guarantee of Satisfaction, and what more could any girl ask for just £12.50?
You've reminded me - my office Xmas party is coming up. Women there will be wearing these. And sportswear. Jx
ReplyDeleteJust watch out for open flames!
ReplyDeleteI can feel the chafing from here.
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