"The ultimate Camp statement: it's good because it's awful..."
- Susan Sontag, "Notes on Camp"
In which case, this is the greatest few minutes in television history. And just try to get it out of your head.
Apparently, even though I've only just run across this little gem, it's actually a fairly popular seasonal novelty song; I can only be grateful, I suppose, that I've been spared this long. As for little Miss Gayla Peevey, this appearance would seem to be the highlight of her career. She certainly gives it her all, and if the passing years have either revealed or imposed a distinctly unnerving subtext (I mean, really - "give him his massage"?), that's not her fault. You have to admit, if nothing else - she plays jacks beautifully.