Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;Gas smells awful; You might as well live.But get rid of that hat.
Seriously. It's the WASP-lady version of Aretha's church-lady hat, but it's not working and she's not working it.
Oooh! As if Mr. P is ANYONE to cast aspersions at another person's hat!
Excellent point, Miss Janey, excellent point. Actually, poor Helen's here really is rather the distaff, Eisenhower-era edition of Mr. P.'s own contemporary chapeau, don't you think?
Funny you should mention Mr. P's chapeau.Perhaps she should try a Peenee Beanie.
Helen sometimes found herself unaccountably weighed down by her accessories. Perhaps her sense of existential gloom would have dissipated had she not been so deathly afraid of hat-hair.
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
ReplyDeleteAcids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
But get rid of that hat.
Seriously. It's the WASP-lady version of Aretha's church-lady hat, but it's not working and she's not working it.
ReplyDeleteOooh! As if Mr. P is ANYONE to cast aspersions at another person's hat!
ReplyDeleteExcellent point, Miss Janey, excellent point.
ReplyDeleteActually, poor Helen's here really is rather the distaff, Eisenhower-era edition of Mr. P.'s own contemporary chapeau, don't you think?
Funny you should mention Mr. P's chapeau.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she should try a Peenee Beanie.