Friday, November 28, 2008

If You're Thinking of Gifts...

...I can't imagine anything nicer than this lovely Tallulah Bankhead doll.

How have all these years passed without my knowing that out of her misbegotten Batman appearance came a genuine fashion doll? Give the old girl a hairdo, a little lippie, and a nice Scaasi muumuu and she'd be quite presentable.

Which is more than I can say for myself at the moment...

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  2. It might be fun to get her up in a little cocktail frock and tiny ciggie and have her debauch all the other Barbies and Midges.

    Barbie Tallulah says: "Is Ken gay? I couldn't say, darling - he's never sucked my...."

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  3. Love her! I wonder if the doll comes with some cocaine, gin, glitter and a dental damn?

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  4. I'd like to know exactly which little boys just begged and begged for a Tallulah doll at Christmas time!

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  5. Oh, I think we've met them, here and there, you and I...

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  6. where on earth did you get that tallulha bankhead doll??? Johnathan, saintmurgen@hotmail.com

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  7. Johnathan, if I had that doll, my life would be utterly complete. Perhaps it's just as well that she's only an unfulfilled longing...

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