Thursday, December 22, 2016

Holiday Gift Suggestion #3

This Christmas? Give little Bobby the gift of steel - perfect for your hellscape holidays! Just look how thrilled the dear little tot seems to be as grinning Satan-Dad prepares his spawn for the uncertain comfort of that oh-so-convenient folding step-stool.


  1. I have the stool in the ad in my kitchen.

    1. I believe we may have had the stove, a leftover of My Dear Sister's rigorously gender-appropriate childhood (but probably used a whole lot more by me...).

  2. A toy stove? Housewifery? What kind of messed up gender neutral future are they thinking of for poor little Bobby? Barbie dolls for next christmas and then it's straight on to dildos and gimp masks.