Sunday, February 19, 2017

I Hate It When That Happens


We're all Millicent now.

5 comments:

  1. Creep? It's sitting in our laps, as it were.

    Just had a coworker tell me "I would love to make out with him, not let him finger me, but a quick deep kiss."

    Where in the handbook is the protocol for dealing with that?

    Testosterone

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    1. For one, I would immediately stop speaking with the coworker. You never know when these things might be contagious.

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    2. That's... pretty horrifying. I always thought a millionaire sugar daddy might be fun, but was always thinking more along the lines of late-period William Powell or maybe Lorne Green. Not Marie Dressler impersonating Satan in a bad suit...

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    3. Sounds like said co-worker is lowering the tone wherever she goes...I'm with the illustrious Mr. P. Stay far away, dear one - if that is an ambition, think where she may have already been.

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    4. Just a footnote, all: I am in Ohio.

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