Helen Mirren, freaky sex kitten. It just seems wrong.
A right saucy bird she was!
Well then, may I have that slinky snakeskin parasol with two knobs that she so thoughtlessly discarded?
I find the whole idea of a two-knobbed parasol - of any kind of tanned material - profoundly unnerving.
Did someone say knobs??
She rather flaunts it all in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.
If ever there were a film that would in fact feature a slinky snakeskin parasol with two knobs, that film would be it.
But if you want to see just about all there is to see of Dame Helen, try Ken Russell's "The Savage Messiah." It is posted on YouTube. Young Helen takes quite a memorable stroll.
Giving Tim Curry a run for his money.She's fabulous at any age. Cheeky gal.