On a fine autumn day, there was nothing that Evelyn, Eve, and Lyn liked better than to dress up as Pat Nixon, link hands, and go for a walk on the shoulder of the Interstate while singing a hymn or two.
Much more pleasant than speeding past the Jesus guy hauling his cross down the highway and then wondering several miles later if I hallucinated the whole thing or was it really him?
I know I always, always spring for the tranny angle, but those three are the least convincing looking "girls" I have seen in a long time, and I live in San Francisco. I bet the truck drivers doing 70 could still spot those adam's apples.
These women are LIARS. They are not White Sisters. They are obviously GOLDENROD sisters. Look at their apparel! Look at the leaves. These women are even past their prime. They have yellowed with age. White indeed!
Oh, darling - it's trite, I know, but isn't Oscar always spot on? We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at... vintage bad LP covers...
"Streetwalkers for Jesus"? Jx
ReplyDeletereally, they're white?
ReplyDeleteMuch more pleasant than speeding past the Jesus guy hauling his cross down the highway and then wondering several miles later if I hallucinated the whole thing or was it really him?
ReplyDeleteI know I always, always spring for the tranny angle, but those three are the least convincing looking "girls" I have seen in a long time, and I live in San Francisco. I bet the truck drivers doing 70 could still spot those adam's apples.
ReplyDeleteThese women are LIARS. They are not White Sisters. They are obviously GOLDENROD sisters. Look at their apparel! Look at the leaves. These women are even past their prime. They have yellowed with age. White indeed!
ReplyDeleteAND as you can see, ONE OF THEM has fallen off the path to salvation and she is in the GUTTER.
ReplyDeleteOh, darling - it's trite, I know, but isn't Oscar always spot on? We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at... vintage bad LP covers...
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