Sunday, January 29, 2012

It's Alive!

Philips Family fun-fact: Minerva (left) makes all their underthings - including Vern's (center) chastity devices - out of that self-same brown dotted double-knit. In fact, he's wearing one of her more cunning designs; it's a one piece that includes the necktie. It takes Millie (right) more than thirty minutes to get him in and out of it.

7 comments:

  1. "And you'll never dream the things that you could hide within these sleeves!"

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  2. the title implies they were dead, which i like.

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  3. Oh, Thom, that might be true out there in that Hollywood Movieland of yours, but believe me: on Minerva, that's all arm.

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  4. There is a very important clue here that, frankly, I'm surprised no one has brought to light.

    Minerva and Vern are both wearing matching pinkie rings. Why has Millie been left out of this bijou covenant? And what of the rings themselves. Do they contain secret and special powers? Is that interesting placement of Millie's bracelet a fashion choice or is it really a coupling-ring that hide the threads. The threads that allow her lower arm to screw on to her upper arm. And what about that conspicuous notch removed from the upper and outer left side of Minerva's hairdo?

    There's more going on here than what meets the eye I tell you.

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  5. I think, Felix honey, that you may be overthinking this. Well, either that or you're on the road to proving that the Family Philips are in fact our new alien overlords...

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