tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7218985326921858943.post3407783198567022410..comments2024-01-24T01:27:11.111-05:00Comments on Café Muscato: Is Shopping Funtime, Comrades!Muscatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04657061324487851341noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7218985326921858943.post-45002901507321382062009-04-21T13:23:00.000-04:002009-04-21T13:23:00.000-04:00After prolonged exposure to said toxic detergent (...After prolonged exposure to said toxic detergent (not to mention acrid husband Vlad), Irina decides to save little Svetlana from a future life of Soviet drudgery. She runs the dear child through the Volga9000 wringer. Nicely flattened, folded and stuffed in an envelope, Svetlana is mailed to Irina's cousins in Brighton Beach. Upon her US arrival (with postage due), Svetlana is promptly revivified with a few stokes of the bicycle pump and forced to earn her keep as a Vodka Bunny at the local social club in Little Odessa.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851297819829806798noreply@blogger.com